OUCH MY TEETH!!!!!

Hi all!

Well didn’t really do much today. The highlights of my day consisted of going to school to take a math quiz. I also got three numbers in my class which kind of lame because I said “hey can I get your number? Just in case I am absent and I need the homework assignments?” Obviously all three gave it to me. One was a dude as well and he gave me a land line number!!! LMAO!!! I still gave myself props because for some reason I felt really a lot of shyness and anxiety when I asked for their numbers and this chick that I have a crush on asked for my number back as well, which was pretty cool. But my mind later on afterwards started thinking of the many futuristic situations that might happen with me and this ONE particular girl; situations such as hanging out with her, making her fall in love with me, banging the shit out of her and even marrying her. Gosh don’t you just love the imagination your mind comes up with.

That's weird I don't feel that much pain as I thought I would be feeling. So today I got my last three wisdom teeth removed. Good thing for me I guess. It has been hurting me these past months. It didn't really hurt when they pulled it out, obviously because they had put me under anesthesia. I thought the whole thing took five minutes but in reality the whole thing lasted about an hour and 30 minutes.

After it was over I felt really drowsy and they helped me walk into this small room with a hard leather bed and small stone felt leather pillow. The doctor was extremely nice and funny. She seemed like a genuine down to earth person. The nurses were pretty cute as well even though they were funny and hard to understand because of their heavy Chinese accent. Hey, I wouldn't mind sticking up my carrot up their vag.

Basically for the rest of the day I went home, slept, watched random YouTube videos, read some random bullshit articles online and jacked my tweety. I was thinking of going out but I could barely walk without bouncing my stitched up wisdom orifice without causing major kill bill bleeding status to breakout. It’s ironic though because I do have the strength to masturbate off hot European and Latina porno. Uggh.... Have to stop the masturbation before I get back into my addiction. I definitely have to look for some real action in the real world. I have to start doing the Valentine’s Day challenge. I haven't had any sexual physical contact in almost a month and two weeks. I guess it’s better than my last drought which was 3 months or the drought after that which was the first 17 years of my life. One step at a time as they say I guess.

So I am basically banned from doing anything to physical like exercise. Well they never mentioned poundin the vag, so that is still definitely up in the air for me. But anyways because of this complication this would mean that I would not be able to train Muay Thai for a while which is perfect because I just recently got so fucking addicted to it, detect sarcasm break dance practice, salsa class, do stretches, talk loud or project my voice, or drink alcohol and yes I do consider drinking alcohol exercise as it is the quickest way to receive a one pack. Who needs a six pack when you have a one pack? Bottoms up homie!

Basically expect more posts this week. We'll actually don't. If I don't post at all this week, means that I fucking broke the rules and went to kick some chodes and trees at the gym if I do post a lot, means that I will be sitting on my ass all day watching porn and spanking the monkey until daylight or until the motherfucking bleeding gaps in my gums coinside, heal or recovery. Yes I know heal and recover in this context mean some the same shizzle, don't ask me why I wrote two words that mean the same thing in the same sentence next to each other. Ahhh... The life shattering dilemmas life offers us.

Until next time my home slices!!!!